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Huh? I thought Congress Wanted to Reduce Healthcare Costs.

07:22 pm | With healthcare costs soaring, particularly with respect to prescription drug costs, it's hard to accept the FDA's regulations that prohibit…

Mar 23 2012 / No Comment / Read More »

Seeking To Distinguish His Conservative Credentials from Those of Romney, Santorum Declares “Life Begins At Ejaculation” — Would Ban Masturbation By Teens If Elected President.

Santorum declares "life begins at ejaculation" proposes ban on teenage masturbation

11:24 pm | At a campaign stop in rural Arkansas today, Rick Santorum sought to further define himself as the true conservative Republican…

Mar 18 2012 / No Comment / Read More »

The Cialis Kama Sutra Guide to Safe, Very Safe Sex. Now Here’s a Sexual Position Even Rick Santorum Would Approve of!

Practice Safe Sex The Cialis Kama Sutra

09:15 pm | The Cialis Guide to safe sex. Take a Cialis and then try to have sex, outdoors with your wife, mistress,…

Mar 18 2012 / 2 Comments / Read More »
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MasterCard Election Year Ad

America's view of the Value It Gets from Congress

05:51 pm | MasterCard has just released a special ad for the 2012 Elections – commemorating the US Congress and the feelings of…

Mar 22 2012 / No Comment / Read More »

And Now the Latest from your Big, Money-Center Bank – a New Credit Card to Fit Your New Lifestyle.

New credit card from your friendly big bank, the DebtorCard, because things aren't priceless when you're homeless

07:23 pm | The big, money-center banks, along with Wall Street powerhouses, such as Goldman Sucks, have worked feverishly to devise a vehicle…

Mar 20 2012 / No Comment / Read More »

“Do You This Man ?” – See Why He Carries This Card When He Travels.

Ayatollah,Khamenei, American Express, nuclear weapon, Don't Leave Home Without It

07:59 pm | "Do you know this man?" This is why he doesn't leave home without it - the Anti-American Express Card.…

Mar 19 2012 / No Comment / Read More »

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Planning A Suicide But Feeling Guilty About Leaving Your Family Destitute? Consider a Trip to Afghanistan.

Suicide by vacation. Leave your family the death benefits of your insurance policy, which are denied if they...

Mar 17 2012 / No Comment / Read More »
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The Anticipated “Book of Dude-ronomy” Set to Hit Bookstores Today – by “The Dude”, who made sloth fashionable again

Yes, it’s true, “The Book of Dude-ronomy”, the highly anticipated views, advice and thoughts on life by “The...

Mar 14 2012 / 10 Comments / Read More »

Top 10 Requirements For The Aspiring Dictator

We were lulled into complacency by the abundance of historic amounts of dictators seen during the 20th century,...

Mar 14 2012 / 20 Comments / Read More »
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Tired of Spending Your Life In Traffic? Well with this $300 Roof Top Accessory Feel Like Moses as You Watch Traffic Part for You!

In our quest to offer innovative tips on the business of life, the Delusional Daily News wanted to...

Mar 11 2012 / 14 Comments / Read More »
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“Do You This Man ?” – See Why He Carries This Card When He Travels.

Ayatollah,Khamenei, American Express, nuclear weapon, Don't Leave Home Without It

"Do you know this man?" This is why he doesn't leave home without it - the Anti-American...

Mar 19 2012 / No Comment / Read More »

MasterCard’s New Ad Campaign – Back to the Future.

MasterCard New Campaign, Hopeless, reflection, current American outlook

MasterCard is rolling out a new ad campaign using a similar theme to its memorable, and highly successful...

Mar 19 2012 / No Comment / Read More »

Vallerie Bertanelli Ad Describing Her Weight Loss Using Crystal Meth – from the folks at Pfonie Pfarmaceuticals

Pfonie Pharmaceuticals amazing new weight loss drug, Crystal Meth, helped former minor TV star, Vallerie Bertinelli, loss over...

Mar 16 2012 / No Comment / Read More »

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