Kim Jong-il Snubbed By NBA Again As He Fails To Be Selected for All-Star Squad
Photo Gallery, Sports, World News Monday, March 12th, 2012In a sad tradition of early spring, Kim Jong-il has been snubbed once more as he fails to make the NBA all-star squad. In the mold of mighty-might, Muggsy Bogues — without his ball handling, floor leadership or shooting ability, the diminutive Kim (5′ 3″ – with Nike Air Jordan lifts), was bitterly disappointed and was pondering whether to file a bias suit against the NBA. Hasn’t any notice the absence of Koreans on any of the all-star squad and even on the NBA team rosters? I trained hard for the 2011/2012 season which I’m sitting out due to the NBA strike/lockout and also because of my death. I promised my fellow North Koreans I’d return from the afterlife if selected for the all-star squad — and now I’m going to disappoint my countrymen.
WTF! Kim Jong Il's reaction to not making NBA All-Star Game
NBA Commissioner, David Stern said the league would strenuously fight any lawsuit Kim filed…probably with a division of power forwards, and perhaps ask US armed forces in South Korea to lend air support. Stern said that Kim failed to make the all-star squad selections due to his inactivity during 2012, which was likely due to his death.
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on Mar 12 2012. Filed under Photo Gallery, Sports, World News.
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