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Yes, it’s true, “The Book of Dude-ronomy”, the highly anticipated views, advice and thoughts on life by “The Dude” is scheduled to arrive at bookstores today. ”The Dude” who made sloth fashionable again and removed the societal sigma of leading a completely unproductive existence wrote the masterpiece as a guide to the next generation of [...]
We were lulled into complacency by the abundance of historic amounts of dictators seen during the 20th century, and somehow accepted the conventional wisdom that the supplies of tyrants was infinite. But events, particular in the past decade, show that the supply of dictators is limited….unlike the myth of finite amounts of energy. And will popular culture, as portrayed in movies, would have us believe that the next evil genius can pop up at any time, we, in the intelligentsia know that it takes dedication, focus and years of training to pass the licensing exams which are required to be a certified tyrant. And our so-called, elite universities are woefully prepared in the course offerings to be of real practical help. So for those who aspire to be the next generation of despots, I’ve compiled a list of the top 10 requirement to become a tyrant.
In our quest to offer innovative tips on the business of life, the Delusional Daily News wanted to pass on this simple solution to the headaches of those 1+ hour commute to & from work….or being late to another family function again because you didn’t anticipate the 2hour traffic jam you face to get where [...]
With Italy among a group of Euro-Zone countries struggling with an enormous amount of debt and like many developed countries worldwide has an economy still sputtering from the severe economic downturn caused by the Financial Crisis of 2008 (the mortgage-back securities fiasco, courtesy of major money center banks around the world and the states of [...]
Dedicated to eliminating the scourge of young men who in their peak years remain sexually inactive, Berlusconi applies his experience an expertise to give these men the hope of one day dating a 20 year old..or younger, by the Field Marshall of Sex, Silvio Berlusconi. Berlusconi’s years of practice, study and focus on sex make him uniquely qualified to provide the losers who need this book the methods and techniques that have worked for him, quite successful over 60 years (like most Grand Masters in anything Silvio was a child prodigy. Available at all Barnes & Noble stores as well as on Amazon.
Sex After 70 – the guide to leading an active sex life for seniors 70 & older by the world recognized zen master of sex, former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi. Learn his secrets and methods for attracting girls who are 16, 17 & 18 years and having sex with them. Advice on throwing pool parties that will impress all your friends and work colleagues. And read with the assurances that this is not some ivy-tower expert who has no real world experience, as Berlusconi has personally spent years in the field refining his methods and techniques – as many of the top world government leaders can attest to.
By The Prince of Darkness By The Prince of Pleasure Doesn’t strike anyone as odd and wildly inconsistent that the entity so much associated with all the pleasurable temptations we’re told not to indulge in while we live (on earth), lest we jeopardize our chance to go to heaven, would live in an [...]
Guys, especially you 16-24 year olds, are you frustrated that women don’t share your passion for bdrm exercise? That most never share your sense of adventure & willing to try a three-way with their best friend or sister. Well the bitter, cranky, self-appointed guardians of our morals and disturbed spokesman claiming to speak with God, brainwash women that sex is bad. Defining a free-spirited, morally flexible women as a slut, prostitute or skank – as Rush Limbaugh reinforces a false and damaging stereotype. Please help stop this sociopaths!
If you find the posts on this site lack consistency or feel lack the quality of your humor, we….or more accurately I, am now accepting contributions from the few, the bizarre and the comic geniuses out there that have been denied outlets for their anti-social thoughts by Vegetarian websites such as ‘The Onion’. So, if you want to contribute to a site with a little more ‘meat on the bone’, fire up your computer (oops it’s on already) and send it in. Immaturity, incoherent and irreverent humor wanted. Females with drop-dead looks, low self-esteem, poor eyesight, and who are morally flexible are encouraged to apply for interviews (the bottom,like the top,can be lonely).
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