John McCain is NASA Director, Gene Kranz, in “Apollo 13″ – # 2 in Series of ‘If Politicians became Actors’ – Their Roles

If politicians do what actors have done…i.e. switch careers, but in reverse — go from political office to acting in the movies or TV, this is the type of part that John McCain easily could have slipped into. Playing Gene Kranz, Director of Flight Operations, in the movie, “Apollo 13″.

Politicians Becoming Actors — Since Actors Are Now Politicians. A Series on the Characters They Might Play.

If Ronald Reagan can become President and Schwarzenegger Governor, then why can’t politicians become actors. Here’s the first of what would some politician”s possible roles if they became actors. Here’s the first in a series of roles former politicians might take if they entered acting: Michele Bachmann as Nurse Ratched.

Canadian Men’s and Women’s Bocce Teams Put on Exhibition for Fans

The Official 2012 Summer Olympics Men’s & Women’s Bocce Squads, who will represent Canada, put on a display of their talent before an enthusiastic crowd. I’m confident that either the Men’s or Women’s team will bring back something when they meet other Bocce teams from throughout the world at the Olympics – said coach Eddie MacMurphy.

Kim Jong-il Snubbed By NBA Again As He Fails To Be Selected for All-Star Squad

In a sad tradition of early spring, Kim Jong-il has been snubbed once more as he fails to make the NBA all-star squad.  In the mold of mighty-might, Muggsy Bogues — without his ball handling, floor leadership or shooting ability, the diminutive Kim (5′ 3″ – with Nike Air Jordan lifts), was bitterly disappointed and was pondering [...]

Ode to Spring! Warm Your Balls Up ….It’s Bocce Season Soon

The sport sweeping the country, Bocce, is soon to open up the 2012 season.  So dust your balls off, warm your balls up and then go outside and play with your balls. As an aside, tryouts for the US Men’s Olympic Bocce team will be posted soon, listing  regional locations and times.

American Idiot – because we’ll watch anything!

They’re Baaack! – The Apes Return! Planet of the Apes (Iranian Version) Opens In Tehran Theatres on Friday

Admissions to Peter Pan Institute’s Eco-Summer Camp for Boys Now Being Accepted

“I never wanted to leave” said one of our camper alumni.  ”I have always cherished my time at Peter Pan’s camp and to this day hold dear the values imparted to me and my fellow campers of ‘never growing up’” said Wall Street power broker Thaddeus Mimony.  And friends and family of our camper alumni [...]

Law & Order – American Satanic Intent — New Seasons Airs This Weds. on ITV

“Law & Order – American Satanic Intent” – new episodes airing on Iranian TV every Weds. at 8 PM. Follow the valiant members of an elite squad of Religious Warriors track down morally bankrupt sickos follow by a fair trial and then execution.

“Grumpy Old Men – The Iranian Version” Hits Theaters Today – Critics Rave (& rant)

The eagerly anticipated comedy, “Grumpy Old Men – The Iranian Version” hits local theaters near you today.  Those wacky, cut-up Ayatollahs will have you laughing so hard at their antics that you’ll find yourself having to catch your breath – said distinguish film critic, President “Monkey Man” Ahmedinijaad.  The  prestigious Iranian Film Institute has already [...]