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		<title>Canadian Men&#8217;s and Women&#8217;s Bocce Teams Put on Exhibition for Fans</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2012 16:09:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Official 2012 Summer Olympics Men's &#038; Women's Bocce Squads, who will represent Canada, put on a display of their talent before an enthusiastic crowd. I'm confident that either the Men's or Women's team will bring back something when they meet other Bocce teams from throughout the world at the Olympics - said coach Eddie MacMurphy.]]></description>
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		<title>Kim Jong-il Snubbed By NBA Again As He Fails To Be Selected for All-Star Squad</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2012 03:13:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a sad tradition of early spring, Kim Jong-il has been snubbed once more as he fails to make the NBA all-star squad.  In the mold of mighty-might, Muggsy Bogues &#8212; without his ball handling, floor leadership or shooting ability, the diminutive Kim (5&#8242; 3&#8243; &#8211; with Nike Air Jordan lifts), was bitterly disappointed and was pondering [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ode to Spring! Warm Your Balls Up &#8230;.It&#8217;s Bocce Season Soon</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2012 13:58:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The sport sweeping the country, Bocce, is soon to open up the 2012 season.  So dust your balls off, warm your balls up and then go outside and play with your balls. As an aside, tryouts for the US Men&#8217;s Olympic Bocce team will be posted soon, listing  regional locations and times.]]></description>
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		<title>Oakland Raiders Hire O.J. Simpson As Head of Inmate Scouting/ Parolee Player Development</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Feb 2012 02:54:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a bold, controversial and brilliant move, Oakland Raiders hire convicted felon, O.J. Simpson to the newly created position as head of inmate scouting / head of parolee player development. The enduring Al Davis cultural legacy of being a successful criminal venture likes in Oakland and he would be proud of the decision to tap an ignorant source of talent which had previously was only a black hole where talent was lost. Exciting innovation still lives.]]></description>
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		<title>God Testing Free Agency Market After Broncos Don&#8217;t Offer Long Term Contract</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Feb 2012 21:52:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Z.L. "Mighty" Buck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After Broncos fail to offer long-term contract, God will go to free agency market, his self-appointed spokesman &#038; agent Pat Robertson stated. Confidential Broncos sources said they are in intense discussions with The Prince of Darkness who offered serious valuable souls at minimal financial costs to organization.]]></description>
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		<title>NEVIS TO HOST 2013 WORLD BOCCE CHAMPIONSHIP</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Jan 2011 05:42:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Z.L. "Mighty" Buck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nevis selected as the host of the 2013 World Bocce Championship. "Go get yourself a pair; then play with your balls outside". Bocce a sport everyone can enjoy. Bocce 2013 renamed "Toilet Bowl" in honor of sponsor Tidy Bowl.]]></description>
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