zlbuckon NY Lottery spokesman, Little Bit of Luck, was gunned down yesterday while eating at Umberto’s Clam House, the victim of an apparent Mafia hit. NYC Police Chief Ray Kelly said his department was close to blaming an innocent ethnic minority member with the murder.

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NY Lottery spokesman, Little Bit of Luck, was gunned down yesterday while eating at Umberto’s Clam House, the victim of an apparent Mafia hit. NYC Police Chief Ray Kelly said his department was close to blaming an innocent ethnic minority member with the murder.

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