MasterCard Election Year Ad

MasterCard has just released a special ad for the 2012 Elections – commemorating the US Congress and the feelings of respect and high opinion that the average American holds for these dedicated civil servants – using the tag line: “Worthless”.

And Now the Latest from your Big, Money-Center Bank – a New Credit Card to Fit Your New Lifestyle.

The big, money-center banks, along with Wall Street powerhouses, such as Goldman Sucks, have worked feverishly to devise a vehicle reflective of your new lifestyle. Now that you’re deeply in debt and have already lost your home to foreclosure, it was difficult crafting a credit card that would bleed you of your few remaining assets,..but we did it…announcing the new DebtorCard…because you’re no longer Master of your castle.

Danny Bhoy – Visitor’s Guide to Scotland

“Do You This Man ?” – See Why He Carries This Card When He Travels.

“Do you know this man?” This is why he doesn’t leave home without it – the Anti-American Express Card. Accepted by radical clerics and terrorists worldwide.

MasterCard’s New Ad Campaign – Back to the Future.

MasterCard is rolling out a new ad campaign using a similar theme to its memorable, and highly successful campaign of the past, which used the tagline “priceless…but for everything else there’s MasterCard.” The ads will be updated to be reflective of the public’s current mood and outlook,and will substitute “priceless” with more relevant adjectives reflecting the public’s current viewpoints. The initial TV and print words will use words like: Hopeless, Worthless, Penniless & Useless.

Seeking To Distinguish His Conservative Credentials from Those of Romney, Santorum Declares “Life Begins At Ejaculation” — Would Ban Masturbation By Teens If Elected President.

At a campaign stop in rural Arkansas today, Rick Santorum sought to further define himself as the true conservative Republican candidate by going beyond his previous definition that “life starts at conception” by saying that “life starts at ejaculation” and would ban all masturbation by male teenagers if elected president in November, 2012.  Looking to appeal to the [...]

The Cialis Kama Sutra Guide to Safe, Very Safe Sex. Now Here’s a Sexual Position Even Rick Santorum Would Approve of!

The Cialis Guide to safe sex. Take a Cialis and then try to have sex, outdoors with your wife, mistress, girlfriend, etc, while sitting in two separate tubs. You’ll have a raging erection, the like’s of which you haven’t had since you were a teenager and remember how frustrating your teen years were as you did get to find an ‘outlet’ to tire out the ‘big guy’ except manually. Ah, Cialis is not as much an ED drug, as it is a memory pill, intended to reinforce memories of you as a teen. Got it.

Embarrassed By The Need to Scratch in Public 3X or more a day? Try Thompson Groin Waterproofing Your Sweaty Balls?

Embarrassed by a Need to Scratch Yourself in Public? Try Thompson’s Waterseal for Your Sweaty Balls.
Do you get the irresistible urge to scratch your groin three, four or more times a day? Do you embarrass yourself or your partner by scratching your crotch in public, to relieve that itch that you seemingly can satisfy? Are you balls sweaty all the time, even in the middle of winter? And does your perspiring scrotum result in a crotch smell so foul that your partner has refused to provide you with oral pleasure?

Won’t You Help? For Only $5.00 a Day, You Can Help….

Save the children. For only $5.00 a day, you can see that Enrique, his brothers, as well as thousands like him, are able to afford a hot, grande latte…that are too poor to buy every day.

John McCain is NASA Director, Gene Kranz, in “Apollo 13″ – # 2 in Series of ‘If Politicians became Actors’ – Their Roles

If politicians do what actors have done…i.e. switch careers, but in reverse — go from political office to acting in the movies or TV, this is the type of part that John McCain easily could have slipped into. Playing Gene Kranz, Director of Flight Operations, in the movie, “Apollo 13″.