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		<title>MasterCard Election Year Ad</title>
		<link>http://delusional-daily-news.com/2012/03/mastercard-election-year-ad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Mar 2012 21:51:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Z.L. "Mighty" Buck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[MasterCard has just released a special ad for the 2012 Elections &#8211; commemorating the US Congress and the feelings of respect and high opinion that the average American holds for these dedicated civil servants &#8211; using the tag line: &#8220;Worthless&#8221;.]]></description>
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		<title>And Now the Latest from your Big, Money-Center Bank &#8211; a New Credit Card to Fit Your New Lifestyle.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2012 23:23:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Z.L. "Mighty" Buck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The big, money-center banks, along with Wall Street powerhouses, such as Goldman Sucks, have worked feverishly to devise a vehicle reflective of your new lifestyle. Now that you're deeply in debt and have already lost your home to foreclosure, it was difficult crafting a credit card that would bleed you of your few remaining assets,..but we did it...announcing the new DebtorCard...because you're no longer Master of your castle.]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Do You This Man ?&#8221; &#8211; See Why He Carries This Card When He Travels.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2012 23:59:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Z.L. "Mighty" Buck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA["Do you know this man?"  This is why he doesn't leave home without it - the Anti-American Express Card.  Accepted by radical clerics and terrorists worldwide.]]></description>
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		<title>MasterCard&#8217;s New Ad Campaign &#8211; Back to the Future.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2012 18:54:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Z.L. "Mighty" Buck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[MasterCard is rolling out a new ad campaign using a similar theme to its memorable, and highly successful campaign of the past, which used the tagline "priceless...but for everything else there's MasterCard."  The ads will be updated to be reflective of the public's current mood and outlook,and will substitute "priceless" with more relevant adjectives reflecting the public's current viewpoints.  The initial TV and print words will use words like: Hopeless, Worthless, Penniless &#038; Useless.]]></description>
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		<title>The Cialis Kama Sutra Guide to Safe, Very Safe Sex. Now Here&#8217;s a Sexual Position Even Rick Santorum Would Approve of!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2012 01:15:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Cialis Guide to safe sex. Take a Cialis and then try to have sex, outdoors with your wife, mistress, girlfriend, etc, while sitting in two separate tubs. You'll have a raging erection, the like's of which you haven't had since you were a teenager and remember how frustrating your teen years were as you did get to find an 'outlet' to tire out the 'big guy' except manually.  Ah, Cialis is not as much an ED drug, as it is a memory pill, intended to reinforce memories of you as a teen. Got it.]]></description>
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		<title>Embarrassed By The Need to Scratch in Public 3X or more a day?  Try Thompson Groin Waterproofing Your Sweaty Balls?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2012 19:40:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Embarrassed by a Need to Scratch Yourself in Public? Try Thompson's Waterseal for Your Sweaty Balls.
Do  you get the irresistible urge to scratch your groin three, four or more times a day? Do you embarrass yourself or your partner by scratching your crotch in public, to relieve that itch that you seemingly can satisfy?  Are you balls sweaty all the time, even in the middle of winter?  And does your perspiring scrotum result in a crotch smell so foul that your partner has refused to provide you with oral pleasure?]]></description>
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		<title>Won&#8217;t You Help?  For Only $5.00 a Day, You Can Help&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://delusional-daily-news.com/2012/03/wont-you-help-for-only-5-00-a-day-you-can-help/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2012 14:13:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Z.L. "Mighty" Buck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Save the children. For only $5.00 a day, you can see that Enrique, his brothers, as well as thousands like him, are able to afford a hot, grande latte...that are too poor to buy every day.]]></description>
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		<title>Vallerie Bertanelli Ad Describing Her Weight Loss Using Crystal Meth &#8211; from the folks at Pfonie Pfarmaceuticals</title>
		<link>http://delusional-daily-news.com/2012/03/vallerie-bertanelli-ad-describing-her-weight-loss-using-crystal-meth-from-the-folks-at-pfonie-pfarmaceuticals/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2012 17:54:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Z.L. "Mighty" Buck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pfonie Pharmaceuticals amazing new weight loss drug, Crystal Meth, helped former minor TV star, Vallerie Bertinelli, loss over 80 ibs during the past year.  Says Bertinelli, it feels great using Crystal Meth and dropping the weight has brought me energy I never knew I had.  Since starting Crystal Meth, I find myself not needing to sleep for 2,3 or even 4 days.  Now all I need to do is find a good dentist....hopefully one I can see at 4 am.]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Come Visit Afghanistan 2012&#8243; Ad Campaign Kicks Off&#8230;Attempt to Position Country As One of the Must See Places.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2012 03:48:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Z.L. "Mighty" Buck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Be enchanted by our scenic beauty of arid,desolate, and barren landscapes, be pampered by our 7th century accommodations, and feel the warm of a culture that despises western outsiders...yes, for those looking for a special vacation different from your usual 5 star experience, Afghanistan has it all.]]></description>
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		<title>Kim Jong Il returns from Afterlife, as He Promised</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2012 18:14:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Z.L. "Mighty" Buck</dc:creator>
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