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		<title>Silvio Berlusconi releases his &#8220;Date Younger Women for Men Over 35&#8243; Advice Book for Men Who Should Be At Their Sexual Peak But Aren&#8217;t</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2012 19:32:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dedicated to eliminating the scourge of young men who in their peak years remain sexually inactive, Berlusconi applies his experience an expertise to give these men the hope of one day dating a 20 year old..or younger, by the Field Marshall of Sex, Silvio Berlusconi. Berlusconi's years of practice, study and focus on sex make him uniquely qualified to provide the losers who need this book the methods and techniques that have worked for him, quite successful over 60 years (like most Grand Masters in anything Silvio was a child prodigy. Available at all Barnes &#038; Noble stores as well as on Amazon.]]></description>
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		<title>Ode to Spring! Warm Your Balls Up &#8230;.It&#8217;s Bocce Season Soon</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2012 13:58:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The sport sweeping the country, Bocce, is soon to open up the 2012 season.  So dust your balls off, warm your balls up and then go outside and play with your balls. As an aside, tryouts for the US Men&#8217;s Olympic Bocce team will be posted soon, listing  regional locations and times.]]></description>
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		<title>The Polo Burqa &#8211; by Ralph Lauren 2012 Spring Collection</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2012 11:54:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Law &amp; Order Dead At 20 Years Old &#8211; Victim of Crime Drop in New York Series</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2012 21:27:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Z.L. "Mighty" Buck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Friends, devoted viewers, members of the extended &#8216;Law &#38; Order&#8217; family mourned the death of the famous series, killed by NBC executives and removed from network support, another victim of the crime drop in New York City.  The 20 year old series had been planning its celebration as the longest running TV show when NBC [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Limbaugh Offers to Meet with Sandra Fluke the 3rd Year Law Student Who Misunderstood His Humor When Calling Her a Prostitute</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2012 19:06:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Continuing  his damage control campaign over the uproar he says was caused by a misinterpretation of a humorous comment or comments, as he focused on the topic for 2 days, Rush Limbaugh offered to meet Sandra Fluke for any misunderstanding caused when he called her a slut and a prostitute. Said a somewhat contrite Limbaugh, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Calif. Tourism Board&#8217;s Latest Ad Campaign &#8211; &#8220;Welcome to Marley Country&#8221; Aimed at Vacationing Potheads</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2012 17:25:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; With the majority of Americans who admit smoking marijuana or say they tried it in the past, California&#8217;s Tourism Board has a new campaign and ad aimed squarely at the pothead affecionado who may be unaware of the ready availability of  some primo shit  with a simple prescription for medical use (a significant portion [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Delusional Newest Venture- Our Chic Drug Rehab Retreat- Hazelton At Nevis Island, a Four Seasons Facility</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 23:02:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Z.L. "Mighty" Buck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Imagine the gentle, rhythmic sounds of oceans waves breaking on the beach with the gentle sea breeze caressing your hair with a full moon lighting the clear Caribbean night, as your share intimate personal stories with your admired sports celebrity, Hollywood star, a famous politician you&#8217;ve up to now only read about&#8230;or perhaps we&#8217;d prefer getting [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Palin Kicks Off Her 2014 Presidential Campaign</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Dec 2010 01:54:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Governor Sarah Palin formally kicked off her 2014 campaign for the presidency today. Governor Palin made a brief announcement before Tea Party supporters at a Denny's in Memphis Tennessee and told supporters that she intended to travel around the US by car to meet with "real Americans" like herself.]]></description>
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