zlbuckon Mafia reported positive growth in 3rd quarter revenues and earnings over a comparable period in 2009. The stock market rallied on the news and sent shares of all criminal organizations up sharply for the day.

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Mafia Enters Competition To Manage Federal Corrections Facility – Cites Expertise In Field

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The Mafia announced its intention of entering the business of managing Federal Corrections Facilities which they government plans to outsource to private firms. EVP of Institutional Businesses for the Mafia, Anthony Soprano told reporters and Wall Street analysts that the Mafia’s considerable, first hand knowledge of the Federal Prison systems made their organization uniquely qualified for the task. The move is intended to offset pressure on the Mafia’s traditional sources of revenue, such as gambling, which is now competing with state governments who offer a myriad of gambling outlets….casinos, powerball lotteries, off track betting parlors, etc. – and who Soprano said, are subsidized with taxpayer funds.

La Costra Nostra Starts Ad Campaign to Build Brand – Cites Concern Over Others Using “Mafia”

Mafia to Start its 1st Ad Campaign Aimed at Brand Recognition

The Mafia or La Costra Notra embarked on their first ad campaign in the organization century plus business history (here in the US).  CFO for the holding company, Mafia Fulfillment Services, Inc, Anthony “aka Tony Numbers” Carmelo said at an a casual meeting with a few reporters that the organization was looking to create brand recognition [...]

What They Don’t Teach at Harvard Business School …Practical & Invaluable Insights from One of Americas Longest & Most Successful Business-The Mafia

'Don' King, boxing promoting, alleged head of a sports betting empire

3 Mafia chieftains, ‘Don’ King, ‘Don’ Cornelius, & ‘Don’ Ameche, sit down with me and share some of the Mafia’s business secrets.

Make Identity Theft Work For You

The positive side of identity thief. Use the ‘new you’ as the person responsible for the future crime you always wanted to commit but too worried to do.

NY LOTTERY SPOKESMAN GUNNED DOWN IN APPARENT MAFIA HIT

No luck for Little Bit of Luck who is gunned done in apparent Mafia hit

NY Lottery spokesman, Little Bit of Luck, was gunned down yesterday while eating at Umberto’s Clam House, the victim of an apparent Mafia hit. NYC Police Chief Ray Kelly said his department was close to blaming an innocent ethnic minority member with the murder.

Mafia Makes Hostile Takeover Bid For Cali Drug Cartel

Written by Staff Reporter Nunzio DePasquale Mafia Business News Seeking to take advantage of a favorable interest climate, the Mafia made a hostile takeover bid for the Cali Drug Cartel today.  Vinnie “The Chin” Goldberg, a Mafia Organization adviser from Goldman Sachs, said that the merger made good economic sense and provided the Mafia with [...]

MAFIA ANNOUNCES STRONG 3RD QUARTER EARNINGS STOCK MARKETS UP SHARPLY ON ANNOUNCEMENT

Mafia reported positive growth in 3rd quarter revenues and earnings over a comparable period in 2009. The stock market rallied on the news and sent shares of all criminal organizations up sharply for the day.

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