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		<title>And Now the Latest from your Big, Money-Center Bank &#8211; a New Credit Card to Fit Your New Lifestyle.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2012 23:23:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Z.L. "Mighty" Buck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The big, money-center banks, along with Wall Street powerhouses, such as Goldman Sucks, have worked feverishly to devise a vehicle reflective of your new lifestyle. Now that you're deeply in debt and have already lost your home to foreclosure, it was difficult crafting a credit card that would bleed you of your few remaining assets,..but we did it...announcing the new DebtorCard...because you're no longer Master of your castle.]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Do You This Man ?&#8221; &#8211; See Why He Carries This Card When He Travels.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2012 23:59:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Z.L. "Mighty" Buck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA["Do you know this man?"  This is why he doesn't leave home without it - the Anti-American Express Card.  Accepted by radical clerics and terrorists worldwide.]]></description>
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		<title>MasterCard&#8217;s New Ad Campaign &#8211; Back to the Future.</title>
		<link>http://delusional-daily-news.com/2012/03/mastercards-new-ad-campaign-back-to-the-future/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2012 18:54:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Z.L. "Mighty" Buck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[MasterCard is rolling out a new ad campaign using a similar theme to its memorable, and highly successful campaign of the past, which used the tagline "priceless...but for everything else there's MasterCard."  The ads will be updated to be reflective of the public's current mood and outlook,and will substitute "priceless" with more relevant adjectives reflecting the public's current viewpoints.  The initial TV and print words will use words like: Hopeless, Worthless, Penniless &#038; Useless.]]></description>
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		<title>Seeking To Distinguish His Conservative Credentials from Those of Romney, Santorum Declares &#8220;Life Begins At Ejaculation&#8221; &#8212; Would Ban Masturbation By Teens If Elected President.</title>
		<link>http://delusional-daily-news.com/2012/03/seeking-to-distinguish-his-conservative-credentials-from-those-of-romney-santorum-declares-life-begins-at-ejaculation-would-ban-masturbation-by-teens-if-elected-president/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2012 03:24:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Z.L. "Mighty" Buck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At a campaign stop in rural Arkansas today, Rick Santorum sought to further define himself as the true conservative Republican candidate by going beyond his previous definition that &#8220;life starts at conception&#8221; by saying that &#8220;life starts at ejaculation&#8221; and would ban all masturbation by male teenagers if elected president in November, 2012.  Looking to appeal to the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vallerie Bertanelli Ad Describing Her Weight Loss Using Crystal Meth &#8211; from the folks at Pfonie Pfarmaceuticals</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2012 17:54:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Z.L. "Mighty" Buck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pfonie Pharmaceuticals amazing new weight loss drug, Crystal Meth, helped former minor TV star, Vallerie Bertinelli, loss over 80 ibs during the past year.  Says Bertinelli, it feels great using Crystal Meth and dropping the weight has brought me energy I never knew I had.  Since starting Crystal Meth, I find myself not needing to sleep for 2,3 or even 4 days.  Now all I need to do is find a good dentist....hopefully one I can see at 4 am.]]></description>
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		<title>Politicians Becoming Actors &#8212; Since Actors Are Now Politicians.  A Series on the Characters They Might Play.</title>
		<link>http://delusional-daily-news.com/2012/03/politicians-becoming-actors-since-actors-are-now-politicians-a-series-on-the-characters-they-might-play/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2012 17:36:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Z.L. "Mighty" Buck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If Ronald Reagan can become President and Schwarzenegger Governor, then why can't politicians become actors. Here's the first of what would some politician''s possible roles if they became actors. Here's the first in a series of roles former politicians might take if they entered acting: Michele Bachmann as Nurse Ratched.]]></description>
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		<title>Feds Indict Gordon Gecko On Massive Insurance Fraud Scheme &#8211; Set Up by Geico&#8217;s Cave Men Cooperating with Authorities</title>
		<link>http://delusional-daily-news.com/2012/03/feds-indict-gordon-gecko-on-massive-insurance-fraud-scheme-set-up-by-geicos-cave-men-cooperating-with-authorities/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Mar 2012 17:39:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Z.L. "Mighty" Buck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Federal task force investigating corruption on Wall Street &#38; the insurance industry, announced the indictment of Gordon &#8220;Greed is Good&#8221; Gecko on charges of masterminding an enormous insurance fraud scheme and then use the proceeds to invest in securities where he had insider knowledge.  The task force is basing the bulk of its case [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tough Day at Work? &#8212; So Quit Whining &#8212; The First in a Series of God Awful Jobs</title>
		<link>http://delusional-daily-news.com/2012/03/tough-day-at-work-so-quit-whining-the-first-in-a-series-of-god-awful-jobs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2012 21:21:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Z.L. "Mighty" Buck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well for those who say their jobs bite the big one...a few jobs that will have you thanking God for your job. Here's a series of the top most awful type of jobs you'd ever want to be employed doing.]]></description>
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		<title>Netflix List of Republican Presidential Contenders</title>
		<link>http://delusional-daily-news.com/2012/03/netflix-list-of-republican-presidential-contenders/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2012 01:40:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Z.L. "Mighty" Buck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Courtesy of &#8220;funny or die&#8221; http://www.funnyordie.com]]></description>
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		<title>Limbaugh Offers to Meet with Sandra Fluke the 3rd Year Law Student Who Misunderstood His Humor When Calling Her a Prostitute</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2012 19:06:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Z.L. "Mighty" Buck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Continuing  his damage control campaign over the uproar he says was caused by a misinterpretation of a humorous comment or comments, as he focused on the topic for 2 days, Rush Limbaugh offered to meet Sandra Fluke for any misunderstanding caused when he called her a slut and a prostitute. Said a somewhat contrite Limbaugh, [...]]]></description>
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