The big, money-center banks, along with Wall Street powerhouses, such as Goldman Sucks, have worked feverishly to devise a vehicle reflective of your new lifestyle. Now that you’re deeply in debt and have already lost your home to foreclosure, it was difficult crafting a credit card that would bleed you of your few remaining assets,..but we did it…announcing the new DebtorCard…because you’re no longer Master of your castle.
Mafia’s New Mortgage Debt Restructuring Services – Offering a Guarantee of Success on Their Handling of Mortgage/ Debt ProblemsHeadlines, Photo Gallery Saturday, March 10th, 2012
The Mafia’ formed a new business line- Debt Restructuring Services – to help struggling homeowners and those hurt by the deep recession, to ‘negotiate’ with lenders to write down all or part of their debts, using techniques the Mafia has successfully used in their debt collection (close to 100%) and to insure compliance with Mafia ‘requests’. For those interested, the Mafia will offer a premium package combining mortgage reduction services with insurance collection oversight. This will in almost all cases not only reduce debt levels, return the equity lost by the decline in housing prices — actually turn a debt problem into a profit opportunity. We’ll arrange for a tragic accidentally fire, negotiate an above generous payment on the insurance policy (and we’ll handle the paperwork on the multiple policies we place on the home). A win-win service.